11th December, 2009

Twilight and Dora The Explorer Crossover. x))

posted 4 years ago

Got nothing much to do so I ended up typing it. xD

No offense to Dora the Explorer fans!

And oh, warning for the language.

One day, in a very simple morning at the a normal Cullen residence, there was a flash of binding light and Edward, Bella,  Emmett and Jasper disappeared, transported to a badly drawn yellow brick road.

“Wha??” Emmett blinked.

“Where’re we? This is bizarre!!” Bella yells.

“Damn, this place sucks, ” Jazz muttered, steeping on a big bright green plant.

“…it’s so ugly…” Edward cursed, looking at the sun who have a face. He grimaced.

Who else would come skipping toward the hot-headed Cullens but Dora and the moron Boots?

“Ooh! New friends!! Ola, new friends!!” Dora the Explorer said brightly. “Do you want to go with us to the Halloween Ball??”

“No.” Edward spat.

“GREAT!! But to get there we need to ask the map-”

“I SAID NO YOU FUCKED UP BITCH ESPANOLA!!!” Edward bellowed.

“-how to get there! But for the map to go out, we need to-”

“What the fucking hell is your fucking problem, bitch?!!” Bella howled, temper flaring.

“-say ‘map’! Go on! Say ‘map’!”

Silence.

“LOUDER!!” Boots the idiot monkey said.

Silence.

Then, the map jumped out of the bag and began to sing his fucked-up song.

“If there’s a place you gotta get; I can get you there I bet; I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map-”

“WE DON”T BLOODY CARE!!” Emmett screams, covering his ears.

“I’m the map, I’m the map-”

Jazz bangs his head on a tree. Finally, the stupid map finished his stupid song.

“To get to the Halloween ball, you need to go OVER the hill, pass the silver tree and THROUGH the scary tunnel!!” the bloody map said brightly.

Edward set the map on fire.

“Okay, friends! Let’s go!!” Dora said, who clearly haven’t noticed anything.

“KILL THAT BITCH!!!”

So, the Cullens ended up killing Boots and Dora in the MOST horrible and painful way.

And they lived happily ever after.

Bella walks away, kicking Dora’s head up.

THE END.

HAHAHAHA xD

Cheers to the author!

9th December, 2009

kayakongmagbasa:

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Cheeesyy! =))))) ka-bata pa lng bumabanat na! xD

kayakongmagbasa:

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Cheeesyy! =))))) ka-bata pa lng bumabanat na! xD


(via kayakongmagbasa)
haha =))) dialogue ko dn yan :)))

(via kayakongmagbasa)

haha =))) dialogue ko dn yan :)))


kayakongmagbasa:

by butterfingers

Awtx :| skit nito Oh.

kayakongmagbasa:

by butterfingers

Awtx :| skit nito Oh.


kayakongmagbasa:

paasa.

Fvck! True! True! xD =)))

kayakongmagbasa:

paasa.

Fvck! True! True! xD =)))


4th December, 2009

the-burrow:

malfoyy:

OH HI DEATHLY HALLOWS TRAILER.

*squeals* Eeeeeeeeeep!!! I Can`t wait!! :)))))))

3rd December, 2009

posted 4 years ago

Helloooooo Tumblr of mine =))))

2nd December, 2009

posted 4 years ago

Taaaaaa~

Hottest Vampire on the planet! xD :)))

Hottest Vampire on the planet! xD :)))


Cedric Diggory or Oliver Wood?

posted 4 years ago

followandreblog:

I’m for Oliver Wood! But I love Cedric, too.

Oliver Wood! :’>

 

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